Sunday 26 November 2006

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, a.k.a. Mr. Eko: Always a Fashion Plate!! [NSFW]



The truth is, there are dozens of clips of Mr. Eko available from his old series, the brutal but excellent '97-2000 HBO prison drama "Oz," but most of them feature either explicit man-on-man rape, graphic beheadings, or worse! So in order to try to keep this site family friendly (the fact that the 2nd line in this clip contains the word motherf*&!$r notwithstanding), I chose a brief selection of Eko displaying his always haute couture fashion sense. In "Lost," it was unusual chin-beard nubs (removable, of course); back in "Oz," though, it was the rarely pulled-off "fork as hat" look. Mr. Eko: Always pioneering the new trends...

Jorge Garcia, a.k.a. Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Topless Pool Party [NSFW]



Okay, "Topless Pool Party" is a stretch. But Hurley is in his bathing suit at the end of this clip... and swimming around by himself. However, the key to this clip - a trailer for a movie that looks like "Go" meets... well, "Go," but with a smaller budget - is the fact that Hurley gets to chat it up with his old friend Johnny from Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack, at several points!! I was always so depressed that Hurley's lottery winnings came between those two, so it's nice to see them in happier times...

Saturday 18 November 2006

Another Evangeline Lilly, a.k.a. Kate: Extra! Extra!



Evangeline Lilly must have made some REALLY good connections on LiveLinks in order to have nabbed the role of "Police Officer #1" in the 2003 cinematic triumph "The Lizzie McGuire Movie"... note: Blink and you'll miss her!! It's so strange to see her on THAT side of the law for once...

Cynthia Watros, a.k.a. Libby: Emotional in Bridal-Wear!



There are about 500 reasons why this clip, of Cynthia Watros (the late Libby) winning a best actress Daytime Soap Opera Emmy in 1998, is one of the best clips ever: The touchy-feely basso guy reading the nominees and his pimpin' porn star shades; the first clip - "God, woman, you lost our child in Paris!"; the Jacklyn Zeman monologue ("Here you are, FEELING UP your post-pubescent girlfriend in my house!"); the fact that it somehow looks like it takes place in 1975, though it was somehow in 1998...

But Cynthia's clip is the best. As she's having her mental breakdown, you can see Hurley sitting in the background! Just kidding... but it DOES look like she's attacking Eko's prayer stick, doesn't it?

Thursday 16 November 2006

Ian Somerhalder, a.k.a. Boone Carlysle: Yet Another Move Busted!



Boone is supposed to be the smoldering, dark and sexy guy who makes boys jealous and makes girls cry. So why is he dancing like he's in an early '80s a-ha video in this coffee commercial? Is he really into bad fake Devo music?

Wednesday 15 November 2006

Naveen Andrews, a.k.a. Sayid Jarrah: Bust a Move!



This clip is pretty long, but make SURE you hang around until 1:08, to see our favorite former Iraqi Republican Guard member go absolutely CRAZY on the dance floor. Who knew a tough-talking former communications expert could cut such a mean rug?!

Choosing this clip seemed appropriate for a character known for torture, since only the truly strong will be able to make it through dialogue like: "These girls are like naked live wires - if you get too close, you'll get an electric shock of love" (3:15 in, if you can make it that far).

Terry O'Quinn, a.k.a. John Locke: With Added Bonus Tailie!



In this episode of cult-classic mid-90s series 'Milennium,' from 'X-Files' creator Chris Carter, Terry O'Quinn shows that he is a man of faith... in porn-star moustaches. Guess who else pops up to say hi in this scene? Why, it's Sam Anderson, a.k.a. Rose's better half, Bernard!